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Women with perfect hair and makeup at a coffee shop on a weekend morning prefer men who wear khaki-colored cargo shorts.
[Note to regulars: Yes, this is one of my "new features." It took me 2 months to think of a title other than "Deep Thoughts," which has already been claimed by Jack Handy and Atrios.]
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nothing more than the attraction of the shallow and superficial to the shallow and superficial. Avoid coffee shops and you avoid the shallow and superficial...
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a much more eternal truth than that, Anon. Nothing wrong with perfect hair or makeup, or coffee shops. Cargo shorts are for d-bags, though. Thanks for playing, though, and try again next time.
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