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Regarding his primary care physician:
"She's over 6 feet tall. The prettiest black woman you ever saw. I don't know what she's doin' as a doctor: she coulda been a supermodel!"
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I bet she's smart too, but with Rudy can she tell which end of the alimentary canal is the asshole?
ReplyDeleteAnon: I imagine she's aware that Rudy has two of them.
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