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StuporMundi is no morefor what he thought was H20
was H2SO4
This is the second time I've borrowed that rhyme from a Scholastic Book Service volume of dumb kid humor. The first time was when I was in 4th grade, and that "borrowing" was in fact my one and only act of plagiarism ever (that I can recall).
Long live RubberCrutch. Best wishes to the rest of you, too.
'scuse me young feller-- my hearing ain't what it used to be. Is that crutch, or crotch?
ReplyDeleteIt's sort of like saying ba-bye to The Suzita...
ReplyDeleteOil Can: you're not *supposed* to hear anything --- ya gotta read it.
ReplyDeleteAnon: nah. The Suzita is a real identity. StuporMundi was a bogus identity. True, RubberCrutch is a bogus identity as well, but at least there's nothing swaydo-intellectual about it.
And what about Bashford Kromer?!!! It's all falling apart around my feet...(as she lays back on the fainting sofa with her wrist across her brow...)
ReplyDeleteAnon: You must be mistaken. You have never heard of Bashford Kromer, or Dr. Gaymont for that matter. Now please leave the premises quietly until next time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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