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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Eternal truths

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As Red China becomes more like the United States, the United States becomes more like Red China.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:53 PM, July 16, 2008

    what's red china?? Something Nancy Reagan ate dinner from?

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  2. RubberCrutch10:29 PM, July 16, 2008

    Anon.: Red China is the Oriental analog of our very own Green Christmas. When you blend the two, like acrylic paints, the result is an unappealing gray-brown goo. It smells like an outhouse and tastes like lime jello.

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