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Lost in the unprecedented shocker about John McCain injecting racial smears into his presidential campaign against Barack Obama comes a news note from The Red Planet. NASA tonight announced that the Phoenix lander has collected ice from martian soil, melted it at 32 degrees Farenheit, and documented the presence of water molecules in the experimental chamber. Really. From the Associated Press. Ho hum.
If the water on Mars story were ever to gain traction, which it won't because it's not mentioned by God in the Bible, McCain can always pick up and run with this related story from a blog called "The Jed Report". In addition to Jed's photographic evidence of Obama's alien connections, the name "Barack" clearly has a Cardassian sound to it. Look for McCain to play the Xenobamislamofascist card right soon.
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