Make leomonade (metaphorically speaking presumably).
Or, with sufficient ion content and a high voltage DC source there's a good chance for a cucumber light. With a properly biased and grounded counter electrode it could also be a bug zapper.
Mr. Watt: closer, but I need schematics. I'm an editor, Jim, not a "maker."
Gurlitzer: good idea---I'll check it out since I expect to be receiving a truckload of cukes from well-meaning neighbors and friends in the coming weeks. Maybe Deepak Chopir has a recipe up on his site.
OCH: possibly, but I'd prefer to use them for what they were intended by my benefactors.
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make pickles
ReplyDeleteChef: no, really---what the fuck am I supposed to do with six giant cucumbers?
ReplyDeleteMake leomonade (metaphorically speaking presumably).
ReplyDeleteOr, with sufficient ion content and a high voltage DC source there's a good chance for a cucumber light. With a properly biased and grounded counter electrode it could also be a bug zapper.
Mssr. M. Watt
Cucumber soup! There are many recipes out there, just waiting to be Googled. Emeril's seems to be popular.
ReplyDeleteWV: chopir - what you will need to prepare cucumber soup, hahaha
target practice
ReplyDeleteMr. Watt: closer, but I need schematics. I'm an editor, Jim, not a "maker."
ReplyDeleteGurlitzer: good idea---I'll check it out since I expect to be receiving a truckload of cukes from well-meaning neighbors and friends in the coming weeks. Maybe Deepak Chopir has a recipe up on his site.
OCH: possibly, but I'd prefer to use them for what they were intended by my benefactors.