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I awoke this morning to hear a recording of Rick Santorum campaigning at the famous South Carolina military academy, which was established as a paramilitary force to perpetuate the peculiar institution of slavery. Addressing an audience of cadets, Santorum worked his mad campaign skills with an opening volley in which he compared his "trademark sweater vest" to a flak jacket, then deploying his finely honed stump speech which included this rhetorical fusillade in which:... he cast himself as a Goldilocks candidate: just right when compared to Gingrich's "too hot" rhetoric and Romney's "too cold" personality.Because nothing will inspire loyalty in a soldier like comparing yourself to a naive little girl lost in the woods. Unless it's bringing your stuffed animal collection along for show and tell.
however, many of those students will instantly identify with this obviously gay sociopath hiding so transparently and effortlessly within a religion-festooned, homophobic closet. They would make up this fascist's future stormtrooper contingent and could present problems for this blog. Good thing the proprietor keeps a gun handy on his cluttered desk.
ReplyDeleteGood thing the proprietor keeps a bottle of hooch handy, too.
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