Dental hygiene bonanza

In their fennel-flavored "natural care" antiplaque toothpaste with propolis and myrrh, Tom's of Maine, Inc., has brought the classic taste of Good & Plenty to daily personal dental care. I like it but can't shake the vision of black holes forming in my teeth as I brush. It's like an illusion of cognitive dissonance --- a psychological entertainment bonanza for the morning and evening toilette.

In case Tom's of Maine is looking for exciting new flavors, I would like to nominate "Milky Way." If that would create a costly trademark licensing issue for Tom's, my alternate candidate would be "bacon and eggs."