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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"Considering all options"

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The Associated Press, via HuffingtonPost, reports that
the U.S. military warned Tuesday it was "considering all options" in response to dire conditions there that have left people cowering in darkened homes and scrounging for food and rainwater.
So a new Coalition of the Willing implements a no-fly zone over Libya by bombing the shit out of the country. Then, due to the "dire conditions" to which Operation: Odyssey Dawn must have contributed to immensely, the omnipresent "U.S. military" seems to threaten pretty much anything in order to make things all better.

I've already registered my complaint, and Gurlitzer's, about the name given to this humanitarian military initiative. Maybe they should have called it Operation: Hey Kid Stop Hitting Yourself Or I'll Kick Your Ass.

2 comments:

  1. how about Operation: oh, look....

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  2. Moe: a Larrygenic alternative might be "Operation: Wait A Minute; I Got A System!"

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