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Here's Charles Pierce at Esquire commenting on how this cycle's Republican presidential crop is in a class by itself compared with all other past GOP fields:

Okay, maybe Jon Huntsman is a hyper-conservative John Anderson, and Mitt Romney is a hyper-disingenuous Bob Dole, but Huntsman's polling in the Marianas Trench, and the entire party wishes Romney would die in a fire.

 Also, today's doke.

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Rudy, holding forth on the topic of squirrels:

They eat anything.
They're like rats!
They are rats. With tails!

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"She has her head up her ass so much she might as well hang a makeup mirror in there."

---RubberCrutch, Champaign, Illinois (13 May 2011), discussing a sociopathic former program manager with the current one, who is now responsible for undoing 3 years' worth of damage done by the former one. Thanks for asking!

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"Hey! I used to bone a Roller Derby's sister!"

---Rudy, Champaign, Illinois (3 October 2010)