Actually, I just saw something today that said during these times of recession, the only stocks that don't tend to go down at all are those in alcohol and tobacco. Makes perfect sense.
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yeah, well, this sounds like you plowed all yer morgan david into yer big yap
ReplyDeleteAnon: not all of it; I saved some for this reply. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
ReplyDeleteActually, I just saw something today that said during these times of recession, the only stocks that don't tend to go down at all are those in alcohol and tobacco. Makes perfect sense.
ReplyDeleteYou are correct, BRH. Firearms stocks probably do well, also.
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