* Haha! Just kidding. It's really the threatened and endangered Southwestern Maverickfish (j. mcainiacus mavericocious). Tastes like chicken, they say.
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whoa! I bet that scares big rock head.
ReplyDeletebig rock head is scared by this, but not so scared he can't make an invention out of it:
ReplyDeletefish toothbrush lol
Also: Does that thing have an eye booger?
ReplyDeleteBig Rock Head: that is an awesome invention. For the eye booger, I think I will propose the development of a booger vault expressly for fish eyes.
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