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Friday, August 22, 2008

Suggestion for John McCain

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Dear Senator McCain,

May I suggest that you select a new campaign theme song? I know Running On Empty is descriptive of your character and the extent of your supply of good ideas, but there are better choices considering that Jackson Browne wants to sue you for damages related to misusing his copyrighted material. Instead, how about using Home Home Home Home Home Home Home On The Ranges?

Your friend,

---StuporMundi

3 comments:

  1. Congratulations, grasshopper. You probably just moved several pages higher on McCain's Guantanamo list for 2009. Almost as high as your friend Cesca is.

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  2. Nah, unlike StuporMundi, Cesca is a lightweight. He mostly posts stuff derivative of Atrios and Olbermann. Writes in cliches (like the plague).

    Anyway, I think you made a typographical error. There will be no McCain Gitmo list for 2009; Lieberman will be overseeing the data entry operation on it for President Petraeus.

    And no, just for the record, I do *not* want to get rid of President Ward Robe.

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  3. My apologies for the misspelling. Supposed to be "President Ward Robey".

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